Funny things you WON'T be reading in Seattle Metropolitan

So Lia was writing an article about some Allen Institute for Brian Scienece mapping project tonight and asked me to help with a lede for her story.  Apparently she thinks I'm witty or something.  Anyway, here are the funny ledes of mine she rejected tonight:

• Paul Allen aims to be the Magellan of the Cerebellum


• Forget piece of mind, Paul Allen wants to map the whole thing

and my personal favorite...

• Much to the delight of Zombie connoisseurs everywhere, the Allen Brain Institute is planning to map more of the delicious, delicious brain

Comments

[John]

The first one is pure genius.